I woke up from a strange dream about me trying to avoid some monster in my house. I tried hiding everywhere but nothing worked until I got to my own room and everything was fine. It was weird because I expected this thing to come up and chase me, but when I looked down my stairs, it was a girl coming up. I think I knew her because we were talking normally and she asked what I wanted to do today. I told her I was hungry and wanted breakfast at a diner and she thought that was a great idea. She was in my bed looking at menus and I went over her shoulder to look but then she turned her head towards me and looked me in the eye. The strangest thing was when she did that, I thought I caught a scent of her which alarmed me and I quickly realized I was dreaming. I tried to calm down and see what she wanted but she pulled me and I got awkward and decided to wake up. Can’t believe I get cold feet in my dreams.

@2 weeks ago with 1 note
#dreams #cold feet #abandon ship #now I can't sleep #still bothers me that I can't remember who it was 

tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

(via thecoolkidqueen)

@2 weeks ago with 119776 notes
#fucking done 

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: cumberlord, via officialpepperoni)

@3 weeks ago with 345750 notes
#usually when I'm on my phone 

starlightswordswoman asked: Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself. Then pass this on to your ten favourite followers. (◡ε◡✿)

:3
5 Random Facts.

I like to curse a lot, though, I really shouldn’t.

I like to draw, write, and play music (ukulele, guitar, piano, drums) though, I suck at all three.

I have really crazy dreams every night that make absolutely no sense whatsoever and will sometimes stick with me for my whole life. Example: When I was less than 10 years old, I had a dream that I was walking to school (or somewhere important) and my steps made this weird hissing noise that didn’t bother me. I walked into the corner store to buy something, but I didn’t understand what the owner was trying to say because he took the form of an octopus or banana of some sort so I ran out crying. Then, a black car drove by and shot me with a nerf gun that actually killed me in my dream and the world was painted in my blood, which was orange. Ever since then, I’ve convinced myself that that’s how I’m gonna go.

I pick at and chew my nails a lot. I’m pretty sure I have an oral fixation or Pica because, when I was a young warthog, I would eat through my shirts, eat my fingernails, eat or chew on plastic, paper, etc. Never ate Play-doh though. Never looked all that good anyway.

I love animals, though, I’m allergic to many of them. I like cats (not as enamored as most of tumblr) but it’s a shame I’m allergic to them. I’m also allergic to dogs, birds, horses and some other thing my doctor mentioned but I can’t remember at the time. I don’t even remember being around horses long enough for my body to become allergic.

@1 month ago
#about me #should have put in that read more thing #starlightswordswoman #five random facts 
This past December, my Hello Kitty debit card expired. When I got it four years ago, I got it as a gag, but it soon grew on me. I guess it became a part of me. If I went out with friends, I would use it to pay and it would never get old. I would always see the same smiles on my friends faces as they say “Oh, my God. Your fucking card.” It was always a nice conversation starter. It was always fun to see the waiter/waitress try to guess who the card belongs to (and for some reason, they always knew it was me when they give me an odd, suggestive smirk.) I’m sad Bank of America doesn’t even offer this sort of card anymore, but I’m glad I got this card 4 years ago. It’s been super fun and I miss using it every day. It was more than a debit card and I’ll miss using it every day.

This past December, my Hello Kitty debit card expired. When I got it four years ago, I got it as a gag, but it soon grew on me. I guess it became a part of me. If I went out with friends, I would use it to pay and it would never get old. I would always see the same smiles on my friends faces as they say “Oh, my God. Your fucking card.” It was always a nice conversation starter. It was always fun to see the waiter/waitress try to guess who the card belongs to (and for some reason, they always knew it was me when they give me an odd, suggestive smirk.) I’m sad Bank of America doesn’t even offer this sort of card anymore, but I’m glad I got this card 4 years ago. It’s been super fun and I miss using it every day. It was more than a debit card and I’ll miss using it every day.

@1 month ago with 1 note
#hello kitty #debit card #this is what I think of at 4AM #I got the card framed #:3 #Good times 

captainsqueak:

manymoonphases:

kaname-madoka:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

image

Would Aquarius be a mermaid?
Bcuz I want that

OMFG YES! Would that mean Aries would be a satyr? Because yes please.

So, I guess I would either carry scales or BE scales. My mum would have had a really hard time giving birth if that were the case.

@2 weeks ago with 181336 notes
#libra #libra problems #least interesting sign #we're all assholes 
Me when family comes over and I have to say hi

Me when family comes over and I have to say hi

@3 weeks ago
#family moments #this is from some novela #gpoy #sorry for taking a picture of a screen 

justsmileforme1 asked: Hey! :) share 10 facts about yourself then send this to 10 of your favorite followers!

officialpepperoni:

1-10. Netflix has ruined me

@3 weeks ago with 4 notes
#me #I fucking hate myself #netflix #why did you do this to me 

(Source: jommeez, via kawaiistep)

@1 month ago with 28594 notes
#rad 

defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

Working at a call center, I can confirm that I have been hit on because of my voice. Little do they know I look like Shrek.

(Source: th3lastofus, via kawaiistep)

@1 month ago with 538071 notes
#although its comforting and flattering to have people call my voice cute #it's really not that cute #its actually quite annoying